Dumb Joke Daily
Jon Lester of the Boston Red Sox threw a no hitter yesterday. Awesome! It was against the Kansas City Royals. Oh. I guess that's still pretty cool. Not as cool though. That's like winning the lottery. When it's at 1 million. That's like losing 50 pounds. And still being fat. It's kind of like making out with a hot chick at the bar. And she has bad breath. It's like getting a promotion, without a pay increase. It's pretty cool, but not that cool.
