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<title>Dumb Joke Daily</title>
<description>Dumb jokes and pointless thoughts.  Updated way too often.</description>
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<title>Hotels</title>
<description>How many people/bodies can fit under the bed?</description>
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<title>Insurance</title>
<description>Who needs it?</description>
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<title>VoIP</title>
<description>It's like a conference call with my computer.</description>
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<title>Um, actually I'm a rhino.</title>
<description>Take a closer look.</description>
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<title>Who's The Boss?</title>
<description>I'll tell you who's NOT the boss, that wimp Jonathan.</description>
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<title>New House</title>
<description>When's the housewarming party?</description>
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<title>See With Your Eyes</title>
<description>Not with your eyes.</description>
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<title>Jon Lester Throws a No Hitter...</title>
<description>... against the Royals.</description>
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<title>Fax Machine</title>
<description>So relevant in today's business world.</description>
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<title>Identity Theft</title>
<description>Are you really him?</description>
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<title>Gas Stations</title>
<description>$2 on pump 3 please.</description>
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<title>Customer Service</title>
<description>How do some of these places stay in business?</description>
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<title>Mummys</title>
<description>They like nice weather.</description>
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<title>Nice Guys</title>
<description>It's what girls want.</description>
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<title>Simpsons</title>
<description>America's Favorite Family</description>
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<title>Grillz</title>
<description>20 gold on the bottom</description>
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<title>Stop Smoking?</title>
<description>How did you start?</description>
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<title>The worst drive thru's in America.</title>
<description>OK, maybe I just had a bad experience.</description>
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<title>Oh no, no toilet paper.</title>
<description>What do I do now?</description>
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<title>How to be a star on the Jumbotron</title>
<description>Make 70,000 people happy.</description>
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<title>Reduce, Reuse, Recycle</title>
<description>Is it worth all the trouble?</description>
<link>http://www.dumbjokedaily.com/earth.htm</link>
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<title>Aliens visit Earth</title>
<description>I think they have a misconception of us.</description>
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<title>Washing the Car</title>
<description>You never know what you'll find.</description>
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<title>Asbestos is bad news</title>
<description>I may be in trouble.</description>
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<title>Student Loan Consolidation</title>
<description>Take my advice.</description>
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<title>Barack Ofrogma</title>
<description>Ribbit, vote for me, ribbit.</description>
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<title>Real Life Buried Treasure</title>
<description>Will you be the lucky one to find it?</description>
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<title>Thoughts on Zombies</title>
<description>Quit chasing me, eat a bagel.</description>
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<title>Do Skeletons Shave?</title>
<description>They always look clean shaven.</description>
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<title>Native Americans and the Buffalo</title>
<description>No way they use every part of the buffalo.</description>
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